One day, Mario Lemuix, Wayne Gretzky, and Mark Messier are killed in a
car accident (yes I know that's sacrilege), and they all meet God at his
throne.  God asks them all two questions.

God:  Mario, what did you accomplish in your life?

Mario:  Well, in 11 NHL seasons, I won 4 scoring titles, was second all
time with 2.03 points per game, and after battling back from cancer, I
lead my team to the Eastern Conference finals.

God:  And what did the people around think of you?

Mario:  The people in Pittsburgh loved me!

God:  Wayne, what did you accomplish in your life?

Wayne:  Well, in my 17 NHL seasons, I won 11 league scoring titles, I was
league MVP 9 times, I received 4 Lady Byng Trophies, earned 5 Lester B.
Pearson Awards, and lead Edmonton to 4 Stanley cups.

God:  And what did the people around think of you?

Wayne:  The people of North America love me so much they called me The
Great One!

God:  Mark, what did you accomplish in your life?

Mark:  Well, I reached the 50-goal mark once, the 100-point plateau 5
times, I was voted the 1984 playoff MVP, and I had my name etched in 5
Edmonton Stanley Cups.  In the '93-'94 playoffs, I promised a game 6
victory in the Eastern Conference Finals, and delivered, and then brought
a Cup to Broadway.

God:  And what did the people around think of you?

Mark:  Well, the people in New York love me, and frankly, they think
you're sitting in MY seat!